Number of cars owned vs how many pair of shoes the wifey owns

[Stevester 500E]

Is there a disparity?

 

[maw1124]

Smoking a little crackpipe tonight, are we Stevester? And by “we” I of course mean “you”.

;-D

maw

 

[Stevester 500E]

No crack pipe, just trying to figure out a good argument for my case.
I know a guy who hides cars he owns from his wife on his big property.
I don't have the space, places to hide the cars, nor a good excuse...
:-(

 

[maw1124]

That’s because: (1) you have too many cars; (2) she has too many shoes and purses; and (3) neither of you have a good excuse.

How’s that? Call it a Draw; you each earn one point.

maw

 

[Stevester 500E]

Maw1124,
I just figured out the solution to the problem, we just need a bigger house...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvgN5gCuLac

[video=youtube;MvgN5gCuLac]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvgN5gCuLac[/video]

 

[maw1124]

Carlin has all answers...

maw

 

[gerryvz]

Smoking a little crackpipe tonight, are we Stevester? And by “we” I of course mean “you”.

;-D

maw

 

[TerryA]

My wife owns as many pairs of shoes as Elmelda Marcos (former Filipino First Lady) but that won’t get me any more cars. After 54 years of marriage, nothing is fair as far as (mine VS yours) in marriage. Just buy what you want or can afford and just “TAKE IT LIKE A MAN”

If that doesn’t work for you divorce is your answer. In CA think community property. Sly you might get half but don’t count on it. Depending on who has the best Attorney she might get the “Gold Mine” and you get the SHAFT!!

 

[nocfn]

50 pairs of zaps equals 1 car. Make it 75:1, and it still a problem that you own an old car.

 

[LWB250]

What if I own more pairs of shoes than she does?

Dan (Allen-Edmonds junkie)

 

[8899]

What if I own more pairs of shoes than she does?

Congrats on the sale of your 400E. It looked nice...would have a made a nice mini-me for my E500...

 

[LWB250]

Thanks! And now the blower motor regulator on the wife’s R129 is stuck on, so now she’s got to drive the 400E while I wait for the new part to come in. Hopefully she won’t mess it up while her car is out of service....

Dan

 

[Ntrepid]

Hopefully she won’t mess it up while her car is out of service....

Better make sure the trunk is clean and empty for all of those shoes she's going to buy.


Robert

 

[nocfn]

What if I own more pairs of shoes than she does?

Dan (Allen-Edmonds junkie)

DOH!

 

[Maui]

My wife has no passion for shoes but she does have a passion for hand lotions. She must have at least 100 different brands. The center console of the E550 is full of them.

 

[Klink]

My wife has no passion for shoes but she does have a passion for hand lotions. She must have at least 100 different brands. The center console of the E550 is full of them.

Ug. That stuff destroys every single part of a vehicle interior that they touch. Same for hand “sanitizers”.