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Guidos and Getting Tail

Re: FS: 1992 500E, Pearl Black / Cream-Beige, 170+kmi, $14,200 (Orlando, FL)

If I see people like this driving a .036, I'm selling mine.
 

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Re: FS: 1992 500E, Pearl Black / Cream-Beige, 170+kmi, $14,200 (Orlando, FL)

It's definitely looking that way, despite the car currently being in Florida.

Нам нужны комментарии на этих снимках от г-жи Szvookster.....
 
Re: FS: 1992 500E, Pearl Black / Cream-Beige, 170+kmi, $14,200 (Orlando, FL)

It's definitely looking that way, despite the car currently being in Florida.

Нам нужны комментарии на этих снимках от г-жи Szvookster.....

˙ʞɔɐq ǝlıɥʍ ɐ 'ɯǝɥʇ pǝʇsod ʎpɐǝɹlɐ ǝH
 
Re: FS: 1992 500E, Pearl Black / Cream-Beige, 170+kmi, $14,200 (Orlando, FL)

*my* new photo's??? :P
 
Re: FS: 1992 500E, Pearl Black / Cream-Beige, 170+kmi, $14,200 (Orlando, FL)

Нам нужны комментарии на этих снимках от г-жи Szvookster.....
I got some feedback, but made a mistake to ask for the opinion during dinner and got "Я пытаюсь поесть!" followed by an evil eye and my phone being thrown at my head. So it's safe to say we got our answer.
 
Re: FS: 1992 500E, Pearl Black / Cream-Beige, 170+kmi, $14,200 (Orlando, FL)

Perhaps better than the alternative.....:barf:
 
Re: FS: 1992 500E, Pearl Black / Cream-Beige, 170+kmi, $14,200 (Orlando, FL)

Hopefully you've been forgiven fully .... :smiley_emoticons_ro
Somewhat...but I've been warned that I had my two strikes with the Guido feedback...I'm not sure I want to get a third strike.
 
Re: FS: 1992 500E, Pearl Black / Cream-Beige, 170+kmi, $14,200 (Orlando, FL)

I think you should continue to see how far you can push it ... you've heard the saying "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" right? Sometimes ... buttons are just *made* to be pushed.

:choochoo::choochoo::choochoo:
 
Re: FS: 1992 500E, Pearl Black / Cream-Beige, 170+kmi, $14,200 (Orlando, FL)

What if I get no tail after the buttons are pushed too much, should say I was told to push your buttons?

I like tail...
 
Re: FS: 1992 500E, Pearl Black / Cream-Beige, 170+kmi, $14,200 (Orlando, FL)

Hmmm ... this is probably worthy of a separate thread in the off-topic area on getting tail.... let me move and start a new thread.
 
Re: FS: 1992 500E, Pearl Black / Cream-Beige, 170+kmi, $14,200 (Orlando, FL)

What if I get no tail after the buttons are pushed too much, should say I was told to push your buttons?

I like tail...
This sounds like a classic case of not "having hand" ... as in the position of strength (i.e. the upper hand). Successful button-pushers must have hand -- it's a prerequisite. It should be that she should be liking 'tail' a bit more than you, to the point where button-pushing is tolerated so that tail is supplied (by you) :lolol:.

If it was me, I'd be printing out and stashing little Guido photos all over, like when she opened her wallet to get a credit card out **BOOM** Guido is there. Or on her bathroom mirror, she's greeted by Guido when she brushes her teeth in the morning. Or opens the refrigerator, Guido's red-painted abs make their appearance. But that's just me.

You see, women often confuse emotions, so sometimes one can harness anger and turn it into other things .... [STOP]

Cheers,
Gerry

P.S. I hope your phone's OK...
 
It's the subject matter, that and her aristocrating background - stuff like Guido is viewed as a waste of her time to even comment on something that's beneath her.

The phone lived but did manage to smack the side of my head and left a slight scratch...for which I was rewarded with tail as an apology for the curve ball around the flowers on the table, which I brought earlier. If the phone would have knocked over the flowers, that would have been my fault as well (somehow) and then "No tail for you!"
 
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