I’m not so sure about this one either, JLAA. I’m starting to think you don’t drive your 500E hard enough. Compared to my E46M and W220 S55 this thing holds its own quite well. And every now and then I get inspired to flog em all a bit. It’s just so composed you almost forget what it’s doing. My $.02 anyway.
Admittedly yours may be too nice to toss around...
maw
Perhaps guilty as charged.

The last time I pushed the car hard several years ago, I drove it here in the screenshot below: There are all hairpin turns, like the fastest you'll get for 45 minutes is maaaaaaaybe 35 mph. I had just driven my 911 here the week before, and I realized that the E500E royally sucks for this kind of road. For this kind of road, the E500E is waaaay too big, has too much body roll, doesn't have a way to get traction down (no torque-biasing-differential or conventional plate-based-limited-slip), doesn't have enough gears in its gear stack, and has no way of *quickly* manually selecting gears. It has plenty of power but no way to use it for this road below.
Granted, the week before I had just driven the road in anger --- in a 1000 lbs lighter car, with 6 speeds in a manual gearbox with REALLY SHORT GEARS (aftermarket - redline in 2nd at 61mph), a torque-biasing-differential, a very stiff suspension, and 265-section rear tires (as opposed to my 500E which has 275-section rear tires)....
That's when I realized that the E500E is not a sports-sedan built for these kinds of roads.
The E500E is a cruise-missile. The slow steering, well damped (and comfortable) ride, the v8 torque for days, and the lack of a lockup-torque converter all make for going mach-5 a relaxed-non-event, cruise missile style. Doing Vmax in an aircooled 911 feels fast, frenzied, frenetic! Doing Vmax in an E500E feels like drinking whiskey and cream as you sit in your well-upholstered Eames lounger while wearing a carefully fitted black cashmere sweater, white oxford shirt, and matching black slim-fit jeans spun from Japanese denim ..... while listening to Dre and Snoop Dogg on an absurdly expensive hifi system(!)

. In my travels I have realized that certain German people seem to be able to pull off this contradiction quite well.
