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Engineers: Japanese vs German

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.036 Hoonigan™, E500E Boffin, @DITOG
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From this post... thanks, kiev! Copying here for posterity:

https://www.quora.com/Why-are-Japan...-supposed-to-be-the-best/answer/Marcus-Depaul


Why are Japanese cars more reliable than German cars considering German engineering is supposed to be the best?

Marcus Depaul, M.A. Medical Biotechnology
Updated August 25, 2018 · Upvoted by Abhijeet Jadhav, Masters of Engineering & Industrial Engineering and Management, Swinburne University of Technology (2020) and August Gauss, Master of Engineering and experienced product development team leader · Author has 1.2K answers and 2.5M answer views


I am half German and work in R&D … with a bunch of Germans. This gives me the presumption to be able to generalize how German engineers think and why this results in less reliable gear (not only cars) in the so called real world. I also had the pleasure to work with a handfull of Japanese, Italian, Taiwanese, Chinese and Russian scientists and engineers, yet let me limit this answer to the two you mentioned.

German and Japanese engineers have one thing in common: they will engineer the shit out of every detail. For EVERY BLOODY component! Thus what they build will fail exactly how and in the circumstances they predict it will. So why the difference in reliability? Are the Germans worse at their job?

No. But they do have a fatal flaw: they are German.

Let me explain.

Germans love rules. They follow those rules. German engineers expect people to follow their rules.

When Japanese engineers go on to design a product they ask themselves: “How will the customers use it? How can I prevent failure if they abuse it?”

The German engineer: “I made this machine and it has to be used in this particular way. If the customer abuses it and it fails it is his fault, not mine”.

And so it is. For most German products, if you use them exactly as the manual states and within the conditions it is designed for it is probably going to last indefinitely.

Go outside those limits and you can expect it to fail.

Japanese products on the other hand are going to take a beating well outside specs and ask for more.

Just a little anecdote to underline my point.

We (team: PM, Chemist, fluid dynamics engineer, constructor) developed a particular filter designed for a particular kind of water treatment. We designed it in a way such that it would accommodate about 75% of industrial clients and gave a precise spec sheet that specified the working conditions.

After a month a slightly emotional sales manager came into the lab with a sample container containing purple and one containing clear water. He colorfully explained that our filter turned the water purple and that it was a failure.

We analyzed the clear water. It had 2% more than max manganese content. This caused it to precipitate as KMnO4, which is actually a beautiful beast

When the sales manager came back, he was expecting apologies. He was laughed at, declared an imbecile and sent back to the customer with a recommendation.

We had a good time.


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Indeed. The Japanese regard the customer as absolute king, whereas Germans not so much. Just look at for example the legendary Toyota Hilux pickup and various iterations thereof. That thing is an absolute beast of reliability.
 
German engineers are never wrong. Just ask one, he'll tell you.

Right now I am listening to a +40 year old Japanese turntable hooked up to a +40 year old Japanese amplifier. They work perfectly and but for stylistic changes over time, you might think they are a couple of years old. I've had them for +10 years and never had a single problem.

They are hooked up to brand new English speakers. I think I'm in trouble.
 
As long as the English speakers don't contain Lucas components, you should be pretty good. Lucas has a bad habit of catalyzing equipment and its owners into "floppers". Ask @alabbasi.
 
When Japanese engineers go on to design a product they ask themselves: “How will the customers use it? How can I prevent failure if they abuse it?”

The German engineer: “I made this machine and it has to be used in this particular way. If the customer abuses it and it fails it is his fault, not mine”.
There's a third one that is missing.

The American engineer: "I made this machine with the full expectation that it will be mostly abused, but work good enough. The design guys will change the exterior looks of it in two years so that the customer will want to throw it out and get a newer one."
 
Still relevant to a certain degree today, I think. Soviet/Russian engineer. From HBO's Chernobyl series:

"What’s as big as a house, burns 20 liters of fuel every hour, puts out a shit-load of smoke and noise, and cuts an apple into three pieces? A Soviet machine made to cut apples into four pieces!"
 
As long as the English speakers don't contain Lucas components, you should be pretty good. Lucas has a bad habit of catalyzing equipment and its owners into "floppers". Ask @alabbasi.

You'll be proud of me, I recently had to replace the master cylinder in my TR6 and went with TRW over Lukas. It was cheaper of course but that's not why I bought it :)

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Still relevant to a certain degree today, I think. Soviet/Russian engineer. From HBO's Chernobyl series:

"What’s as big as a house, burns 20 liters of fuel every hour, puts out a shit-load of smoke and noise, and cuts an apple into three pieces? A Soviet machine made to cut apples into four pieces!"

Yeah, but Russian Machine Never Breaks.

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Perfect combination: Italian design, German precision, Japanese reliability, Russian durability - at an American car price 😆

What should we borrow from French?
 
Perfect combination: Italian design, German precision, Japanese reliability, Russian durability - at an American car price 😆

What should we borrow from French?
Heaven is where the cooks are French, the police are British, the mechanics are German, the lovers are Italian, and everything is organized by the Swiss.

Hell is where the cooks are British, the police are German, the mechanics are French, the lovers are Swiss, and everything is organized by the Italians.
 
Heading toward the obvious Heaven and Hell joke....

Heaven, where the chefs are French, the police are Brits, mechanics are German, the lovers are Italian, and the whole thing is run by the Swiss.
Whereas Hell has British cooks, the police are German, mechanicals are handled by the French, lovers are Swiss and the Italians run everything.


EDIT: SO obvious in fact, that two people thought to post it at the same time.
 
Yes, that one is definitely as old as the hills. But it is also one of the funniest jokes I've ever heard.
 

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