Replacing the coils with the headlight in place is a nightmare. You are right, we weren't joking!

Just pull the headlight next time, it's SO much easier. Since you have them both out, install 2 new ones. They are not the same part number. Search the forum for part numbers & vendors. Get Bosch only. While the coils are disconnected, also measure the wire resistance (the wire from coil to cap). Make sure both wires are near zero ohms.
As mentioned previously, coil failures are quite rare. If you replace both coils and there's no change... it's pretty likely to be a failed EZL. Unfortunately it's not possible to easily test the EZL, if you don't have SDS, you'd need to borrow a good used EZL (must be from a 4.2L engine) to try out.
Smart move ditching the HID's. Look for quality LED bulbs that have an accurate light pattern (more info
here).
MAF is the round thingy under the center of the airbox with the ripped metal screen. Yours isn't necessarily bad though. Can't test them without an SDS to view live data. MAF's are NLA, only option is to buy a used one and hope it's good.