Re: Another 500E almost gone..
... but falling a sleep !
Hell…I
fell asleep while driving the .036! It is just
too damn comfortable a ride...&
dangerous!
After several sporadic full speed bursts for sh*ts & giggles to race a smarty-pants car or separate from dullardous traffic, I found myself cruising along a stretch of the upper Adirondack Northway between NYC to Montreal. I was reclined in the Barco-lounger-like Recaro seat; enveloped by gorgeous exterior scenery, no road noise, soothing background music, the vintage leathery interior smell reminiscent of a fine wine room, my mind wandering or pondering the vast amount of nothingness about me…
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz……
…next thing I know, an
increasingly loud road noise suddenly & shockingly wakes me up. It’s the audio crescendo you hear as you drive ever so close to one of those concrete highway lane dividers…yes, that & the full frontal visual of a bunch of orange road construction barrels informing me that my driving lane is immediately choking-down into the next…oh yeah, some car (thinking
I know what’s going on) is directly upon my arse & a the huge front wheel of a tractor trailer is inches away next to my passenger door…oh, and I am bee-lining at 70-75 mph directly toward an open abyss preceding a monolithical bridge abutment because my lane has been removed for reconstruction.
This entire immediate predicament was processed within milliseconds.
I stomped on the accelerator pedal (a good time for limp mode to
NOT occur), screamed for salvation & somehow lurched just past & in front of the tractor trailer.
I made it (I never thought about the poor bast*rds tailgating behind me until just now).
I stopped at the next rest-stop to (change my underwear) calm down.
After shaking the surrealness of the reality of just cheating a most heinous death off, I gave my thanks & made a point to institute the corrective action of proper rest breaks during long rides.
The car is just
too damn smooth & comfortable.
