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You might be a redneck if...

gsxr

.036 Hoonigan™, E500E Boffin, @DITOG
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...you post a video like this:

[video=youtube;ZPJ64sTa7KI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPJ64sTa7KI[/video]

Great demonstration of how to create a video that is the equivalent of TYPING IN ALL CAPS. Maybe the guy could try using his indoor voice? (And getting at least some facts correct!)

:doh:
 
I'm pretty sure it WAS a cartoon. The main "character" certainly was animated!

:stickpoke:
 
The facts about the brake rotors is such a nonsense...
I saw his videos aswell last weekend. Other "cool" one is where he replaces the airmatic strut.
The "tiny ridge" is a wear indicator for the rotor.
 
[video=youtube;XV9rJwEOCus]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XV9rJwEOCus[/video]

[video=youtube;pJzoyCPiAjg]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJzoyCPiAjg[/video]
 
As much as I love Mercedes-Benz he is right that these cars are not for everyone. I sort of cringe when I see MB's advertised on some flunky used car lot and think about some poor guy or gal buying it without a clue about what it is going to cost to bring the maintenance up to date.

I think the depreciation is all relative but to the average Joe that buys a $30,000 car the thought of depreciating $60,000 in 8 years is frightening. However, depreciation is only bad if you're selling. It is great if you're buying. We bought a three year old E550 for half of what it sold for new and it looks, drives and smells like a brand new one. It also has a four year unlimited mile warranty.
 
Gerry,


if I recall correctly over 10 years ago this moron was on one of the local Houston news stations (either nbc or CBS) with a little mechanic segment every morning. If you don't have the money to maintain a mercedes, don't buy one then. It's really very simple.

Regards,
Chris
 
...you post a video like this:

[video=youtube;ZPJ64sTa7KI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPJ64sTa7KI[/video]

Great demonstration of how to create a video that is the equivalent of TYPING IN ALL CAPS. Maybe the guy could try using his indoor voice? (And getting at least some facts correct!)

:doh:

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I thought I had a monopoly on being one of those, per McClare. Or was it being an unhinged troll from some other Banzworld guy.

Can't remember...too many names called....
 
being that you are in Deutschland, it kind of fits heh? say it fast Deutschland/Douchebag repeat after me
 
Even though I make my living on these things, the more people see this guy's anti-MB schtick and think "Oh, man! I didn't know about that stuff! I'm not getting one of those!" the happier I am. WAY too many people try to drive these cars without the requisite bankroll, and / or appreciation for why it's required. If that's "elitist", so be it. There's a CPO Civic with your name on it just down the road...
:klink:
 
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I don't think MB is any different from the general trend in the automotive business. All cars are getting more complex, more computers, more expensive parts, higher hourly rates at dealers, etc. It's part of the price we pay for what amounts to incredible performance and efficiency compared to cars that were produced in the past. No matter where you draw the age line, the following year cars are for the most part faster, safer, environmentally better, and with longer service intervals, etc. OK, all makers have their clunkers or ideas which don't work out in the long run, but part of the price we pay for this improvement in all aspects is more expensive service and steeper depreciation. I just think back to my '69 Corvette I had in ~1975/6 or so. In cold weather I couldn't drive it for about 10 minutes until it started to warm up. Plugs lasted about 7K miles, needed points often, Quadrajet was a PITA to rebuild, got about 13-14 MPG, etc. I thought at the time it was an awesome driving car. But a few years ago I had a chance to drive a nice '75 Corvette. It drove like a truck! At least it felt that way.

I also think that "old cars" had bunches of problems too, we just didn't know about them all because not all the systems were monitored. Ignorance is bliss..

Ah well, I am a luddite and I do lament the increasing inability for an owner to service their own car. But I understand that those of us who do like to do this both for the satisfaction and the savings, are getting fewer and farther between. In our lifetimes we may see cars with IC engines become the minority vs. electric cars...

And that guy is a nut.
 
When I worked in the airline industry, the local hangout WS a dive who named their sandwiches the pilot, the gate agent, the flight attendant. Tuna on wheat was the flight attendant lmao
 
To me, it's more appreciation than bankroll. Allgonquin has it nailed, seems to me. Cars are machines. Better machines are made of better components. Better components cost more money. Said components are often engineered "not to break" (component cost), and so they are placed where if they do break it costs more money to get to them (labor cost, unless you're doing the getting).

Klink nailed it by highlighting the appreciation / bankroll matrix. Either (1) appreciation and bankroll (buy new or used); (2) appreciation and no bankroll (buy used and/or DIY); (3) no appreciation yes bankroll (flipper or collector); or (4) no appreciation no bankroll (make a redneck video).

Those are your choices. Choose this day whom you will serve. But here's a hint -- in general, MB don't work well for items (3) or (4). They make cars for the appreciation crowd only.

;-D

maw

P.S. I'm FIRMLY in category (2) above...
 
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I have to admit that guy helped my fix my vacuum leak. I stumbled on one of his tube videos and he was using a cigar to blow smoke into the intake manifold looking for leaks. I decided to give it a try and instantly found the leak. Sometimes a little rednecking can save the day.
 
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