As you all know, need2speed has gone to a new home a few hours south of me. Long live need2speed2
With Open Road Rallying in mind, I've been on the look-out for a biturbo for their tremendous tuning potential and spotted one last week on M-B Canada's website which lists all pre-owned and Star Certified dealer inventory. Thus began a most interesting and as yet unfinished journey back into the dealership experience.
Step 1: filled out the online inquiry form to the selling dealer located out-of-province.
Step 2: scouted out a similar vehicle at a local dealer, but without the required options. Filled in their online inquiry form requesting a test drive. Call received that evening from Sales Guy #1 for appt next day.
Step 3: arrive at local dealership to be diverted to Sales Guy #2 who informed me the car was sold but they have a couple of new models. The financing is most favorable, would I be interested?
Step 4: inform them I'm really interested in the out-of-province car, and could they transfer it here? Sales Guy #2 gets Sales Guy #3 (manager, apparently in charge of making long distance phone calls) who says he will get right on it, and will probably get me a deal even lower than the advertised price. Meanwhile, Sales Guy #2 emails copies of sales brochures and warranty policy wording (which came stripped of any M-B identifiers for some reason ).
Step 5: wait a few days and receive email quote from Sales Guy #1 for the out-of-province car. Base price is several grand above the advertised list, plus several grand more of add-ons; wheel insurance, admin fee, nitrogen fee, window etching, and of course shipping. Return email to Sales Guy #1 asking what's up with this quote and what happened to Sales Guy #2 and #3, who I actually met.
Step 6: and so begins the dance. Sales Guy #1 says the car isn't Star Certified and the extra cost will go towards all that. Back online to confirm the car is listed as Certified. Email back to Sales Guy #1 with an attached screen shot of the listing, and request that I only deal with Sales Guy #3. Telephone message left for Sales Guy #3 to call and explain.
Step 7: the phone rings, its Sales Guy #4! The out-of-province dealer finally gets around to returning my inquiry a week late. Actually it was a valley girl chewing gum who greets me with "Hey Dean this is Cassandra" like we are long lost friends. One question; is the car Star Certified? Hmmm "smack" "smack" let me check "smack" yes it is. OK, two questions; why is the local dealer trying to upcharge me? Oh you don't need them "smack" you can buy right from us "smack" "smack" and we'll take care of everything but I have this guy coming to look at it tonight so we need a deposit if you want to hold the car. Cassandra, I didn't just fall out of a tree. Send me an quote and I'll look it over first.
Stay tuned for Step 8

Step 1: filled out the online inquiry form to the selling dealer located out-of-province.
Step 2: scouted out a similar vehicle at a local dealer, but without the required options. Filled in their online inquiry form requesting a test drive. Call received that evening from Sales Guy #1 for appt next day.
Step 3: arrive at local dealership to be diverted to Sales Guy #2 who informed me the car was sold but they have a couple of new models. The financing is most favorable, would I be interested?
Step 4: inform them I'm really interested in the out-of-province car, and could they transfer it here? Sales Guy #2 gets Sales Guy #3 (manager, apparently in charge of making long distance phone calls) who says he will get right on it, and will probably get me a deal even lower than the advertised price. Meanwhile, Sales Guy #2 emails copies of sales brochures and warranty policy wording (which came stripped of any M-B identifiers for some reason ).
Step 5: wait a few days and receive email quote from Sales Guy #1 for the out-of-province car. Base price is several grand above the advertised list, plus several grand more of add-ons; wheel insurance, admin fee, nitrogen fee, window etching, and of course shipping. Return email to Sales Guy #1 asking what's up with this quote and what happened to Sales Guy #2 and #3, who I actually met.
Step 6: and so begins the dance. Sales Guy #1 says the car isn't Star Certified and the extra cost will go towards all that. Back online to confirm the car is listed as Certified. Email back to Sales Guy #1 with an attached screen shot of the listing, and request that I only deal with Sales Guy #3. Telephone message left for Sales Guy #3 to call and explain.
Step 7: the phone rings, its Sales Guy #4! The out-of-province dealer finally gets around to returning my inquiry a week late. Actually it was a valley girl chewing gum who greets me with "Hey Dean this is Cassandra" like we are long lost friends. One question; is the car Star Certified? Hmmm "smack" "smack" let me check "smack" yes it is. OK, two questions; why is the local dealer trying to upcharge me? Oh you don't need them "smack" you can buy right from us "smack" "smack" and we'll take care of everything but I have this guy coming to look at it tonight so we need a deposit if you want to hold the car. Cassandra, I didn't just fall out of a tree. Send me an quote and I'll look it over first.
Stay tuned for Step 8